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Austin Powers

Posted on 25/01/2011 by admin

Scene: It’s Halloween, and there is a guy dressed as Austin Powers. He is THE ONLY guy dressed up at the bar. –Guy: If I were the real Austin Powers, I’d make you my mate.

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Mama’s Boy

Posted on 25/01/2011 by admin

Boyfriend: So, my mom thinks you and I should stop having sex. Girlfriend: Wait…what? Are you seriously considering that? Boyfriend: I mean, she’s always told me what to do, and I’ve always listened to her.

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Boy: I just like really want to find a girl I can get to know. It’s important to me that I find an emotional connection before the physical…you know? Girl: Sure. Guy: So…do you want to go back to my … Continue reading →

Posted on 25/01/2011 by admin | Comments Off on Woo-ing Fail

Haiku based on a True Story from a night out in Greenwich Village: Fat bro on dance floor No, I don’t want to kiss you Get (your) hands off my crotch (please)

Posted on 24/01/2011 by admin | Comments Off on Forcible Fondler on the Loose

March 8, 2010 8:56 pm Facebook message from Boy X: hey stranger. long time no see. just moved to hoboken, and i see that you live in the city. we should grab a bite or a drink soon and catch up. it … Continue reading →

Posted on 24/01/2011 by admin | Comments Off on … Still not interested.

Ode to ‘The Bachelor’

Posted on 24/01/2011 by admin

Thank you makers of, The Bachelor, for reminding me that while the perfect guy is professing his love to me tonight, he will likely be motorboating a hairstylist from Salt Lake City tomorrow. SFAR xo

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