Category Archives: Wall Street Wankers

Con Artists from Vermont

Posted on 19/11/2012 by admin

Once upon a time I took a road trip with my girls to celebrate the graduation of one of our friends, let’s call her Mary, from our college. We set off in her SUV toward the location of her choosing: Vermont, … Continue reading →

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Wall Street Guy Makes Dating Spreadsheet

Posted on 18/04/2012 by admin

Sometimes guys do weird things. And other times they do REALLY weird things, like make a spreadsheet of the girls they are trying to date. Creepy.  Please, examine for yourself: Color-coded, with details like “from coastal Romania” and “well traveled”, … Continue reading →

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Banker Leaves 1% Tip to Waitress

Posted on 27/02/2012 by admin

Wow, this is disgusting. The UK Daily Mail reported yesterday about a major banking boss who left more than his arrogance at the Newport Beach, CA restaurant where he and a junior employee were dining. After finishing a fancy lunch … Continue reading →

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CNBC’s How to Date a Banker

Posted on 17/02/2012 by admin

We recently came across this fine piece of journalism from the folks over at CNBC which gives advice to women on how to date Wall Street guys. While we have a staunch opinion on the matter (DON’T DO IT),  dating “expert”/ Wall … Continue reading →

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JP Morgan Cover Letter

Posted on 09/02/2012 by admin

Once upon a January 2012, an eager wannabe Wall Street guy sent a cover letter and resume to JP Morgan. After spouting unbelievably embarrassing and self-aggrandizing sentiments about his intellectual superiority and physical aptitude, he closed the letter with the standard, “I look … Continue reading →

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NSFW: Body Sushi

Posted on 27/01/2012 by admin

At a certain gentlemen’s club, one of the services offered is “body sushi”, where you can pay to eat raw fish off of a naked stranger’s body. The club advertises this service with the below poster hanging outside the club. … Continue reading →

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