Category Archives: Bodily Functions

Hair You See Him, Hair You Don’t

Posted on 12/02/2014 by admin

I had just relocated to a new city and was settling in, meeting new people and finding my way. One day I received a Facebook message from an acquaintance I hadn’t heard from in years. At first I wasn’t sure … Continue reading →

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Garlic Pill Epidemic

Posted on 18/09/2012 by admin

When my ex-boyfriend and I were first together, I noticed on more than one occasion that he would smell STRONGLY of garlic on his breath, when we hadn’t eaten anything garlicky. One night I mentioned to him that he smelled … Continue reading →

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A Page from Jimmy Fallon’s New Book

Posted on 17/06/2012 by admin

Jimmy Fallon’s new book, Thank You Notes 2, has a lot of gems in it. This is one of my personal faves. Yup. SFAR. To check out the book on Amazon: click here

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When You Gotta Go…

Posted on 12/04/2012 by admin

So I recently went on a few dates with a guy, and things seemed really promising. He was attractive, successful, really nice, and seemed genuine. So it finally came time when I felt comfortable having a little sleepover. It was … Continue reading →

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INSANITYYYYY

Posted on 10/04/2012 by admin

A few months ago I was set up with a guy through a friend who she said I would like. He was great on paper and thanks to Facebook, and the fact that blind dates are no longer 100% blind, … Continue reading →

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The Tinkler

Posted on 26/01/2012 by admin

While living in Manhattan, I used to go to down my parent’s house on the Jersey Shore. One weekend, I met a cute, fit, super-tanned, bro-ish state park lifeguard at a bar. Besides the bro-ish aspect, he seemed harmless. Also, … Continue reading →

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