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Confessions of Affection

If you are considering a girl you have known for many years that you have “always liked her,” always had a “thing” for her in college or high school, or secretly always wanted to date her, this is probably a bad … Continue reading

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The Electric Worm

Girl: Can you do the electric worm if we go out dancing? Boy: ill electric worm you

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Dip

Dipping makes you look like you have a cancerous tumor in your mouth- which is ironically what you will have if you keep chewing tobacco. Also, spit cups are quite possibly the grossest thing ever.

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Because people like this actually exist… in very large numbers.

Because people like this actually exist… in very large numbers.

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Because people like this actually exist… in very large numbers.

Because people like this actually exist… in very large numbers.

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Blackouts

Boy: Remember that time we went out after graduation? Girl: Yes, that was such a fun night. Boy: I think I tried to kiss you, but I honestly can’t remember.

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