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All Aboard the Train to Douche Town

Boy: Where to fucker? Girl: Are you kidding? Boy: gggmg%mvvmgmvmg%mmvsgamd

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SFAR… 1980s edition

SFAR… 1980s edition This video speaks for itself, ladies. Single. For. A. Reason.

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A Timely SFAR Quiz

Scenario quiz: If a guy is “pursuing you” and wearing the below items: , he is: A. Patrick Bateman (American Psycho- RUN NOW) B. Not yet out of the closet C. A fashion-forward homo (befriend) D. A hetero douche (RUN) E. … Continue reading

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So many questions, so few answers.

So many questions, so few answers.

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Would you like a band-aid for that burn?

Boy (one month after dumping girl): I know we haven’t spoken in a while but I just wanted to let you know that I got rejected everywhere except I got waitlisted at *Insert douchey ivy league school here*. Girl: Sorry, … Continue reading

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Mindy Kaling, an SFAR literary maven

In addition to being playing a beloved character on NBC’s, The Office, and hilarious Twitter personality, Mindy Kaling is leading the way as a strong female writer, actress and published writer. We salute her for her forward and refreshingly realistic take on … Continue reading

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