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Dating Advice from the Jersey Shore Cast
Link: Dating Advice from the Jersey Shore Cast This video is one glorious SFAR trainwreck. Thanks Jersey shore cast for continually one-upping yourselves and surprising me with new words for sex. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/06/jersey-shore-macking-girl_n_804377.html
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Because Even Ivy-Educated Bros are Sick Freaks
Link: Because Even Ivy-Educated Bros are Sick Freaks http://jezebel.com/5723470/princeton-alums-state-dept-staffer-compete-in-revolting-sex-contest
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…and don’t call me sweetheart
Boy: Hello sweetheart, ur name was just brought up by the girl was was under the blanket on the couch that night I met u. What u doin sweetie? No response. Boy (3 weeks later): What you getting into tonight?
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I Hope You Woke Up Alone
Texts from a guy 5 minutes after meeting him on NYE. Guy: So I just met u, call me so we can talk Girl: No response Guy: I really meant what I said, it was nice to meet you Girl: … Continue reading
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Boobs and Basketball
boy: so someone just sent me a picture of emma watson’s boobs haha girl: cooool boy: i don’t believe this picture is real. i have reason to believe it was fabricated girl: (no response) boy: what’s the score of the … Continue reading
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Sturdy Girl
Boy (stretching out next to girl): You know what? I really like you. Girl (blushing): I like you too—what brought this on? Boy: I just always knew I wanted to be with a sturdy girl. I really feel like you could help me … Continue reading →