Virgin Diaries: Couple Abstains from Kissing Until Marriage, Resulting in Horrific First Kiss

Kissing is great, right? There’s really no way to do it wrong, which everyone was glad to find out after fretting in elementary school that we’d have no IDEA how to make out when we had our first kiss.

However, one man has proven that, in fact, kissing can be done terribly, horribly wrong. Enter the groom from TLC’s new show “The Virgin Diaries.” He saved his first kiss until he was up at the altar with his new bride, and the results are simultaneously hysterical, horrifying, and mystifying.

This kiss will make you laugh, throw up in your mouth a little, then want to watch it again, because it’s just that good.

I’m guessing this man:
a) Is gay
b) Never saw Cruel Intentions (or any movie where anyone kissed before)
c) Has literally never seen a human kiss another human.

So many questions.

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