(After spending every night together for 9 months)
Scene: couple sitting on the couch watching tv
Guy: So, is it okay that I got a blow job last night?
Girl: ??! What?! When could you have possibly gotten a blow job?
Guy: Well, I took a girl out to dinner and walked her home and she offered to give me a blow job and her mouth looked clean so…
Girl: Believe me. Even if her mouth looks clean, a girl that offers to give you a BJ on the walk home from dinner does not have a clean mouth. What? Is the good night BJ the new kiss goodnight?
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Goodnight BJ?
(After spending every night together for 9 months)
Scene: couple sitting on the couch watching tv
Guy: So, is it okay that I got a blow job last night?
Girl: ??! What?! When could you have possibly gotten a blow job?
Guy: Well, I took a girl out to dinner and walked her home and she offered to give me a blow job and her mouth looked clean so…
Girl: Believe me. Even if her mouth looks clean, a girl that offers to give you a BJ on the walk home from dinner does not have a clean mouth. What? Is the good night BJ the new kiss goodnight?