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How Porn is Affecting the American Male Libido

This month’s New York Magazine is full of many gems, most notably, for our purposes, “He’s Just Not That Into Anyone”. A revealing, and dare I say, relevant look into the increasingly acknowleged physical and emotional side effects of online … Continue reading

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UPDATE!

[Text message from a dude sent Feb 1st) Guy: how’s your new years going so far? [Keep in mind we met on the street while shopping for Halloween costumes in October, where he proceeded to ask my name and then … Continue reading

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No Strings Attached

Guy: We can be like the movie No Strings Attached. You can be Natalie and I’ll be Ashton Girl: (No Response) Guy: Come to Ashton, Natalie Girl: (No response) Guy: No strings attached, promise Girl: (No response)

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Goodnight BJ?

(After spending every night together for 9 months) Scene: couple sitting on the couch watching tv Guy: So, is it okay that I got a blow job last night? Girl:  ??! What?! When could you have possibly gotten a blow job? Guy:  Well, I took … Continue reading

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Steamy Showers, Spandex, and Bro-Mances

Scene: College Crew Team Boathouse, after practice. The Men’s crew team at my school, like most other small, liberal arts colleges, suffered from a bro-mance problem, a problem that definitely pushed the bounds of a platonic relationship. Intra-team romances were … Continue reading

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Song of the Day- Drake and Rihanna Dear Rihanna, Congratulations, you officially ju

Song of the Day- Drake and Rihanna Dear Rihanna, Congratulations, you officially just made living in a studio in the East Village with no dishwasher seem sexy. A for effort, but washing wine glasses with a handled sponge is depressing … Continue reading

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