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Uninspired

(sent via okcupid) subject: hello body: im a good guy

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Because I see pictures like this and relish my independence and freedom from

Because I see pictures like this and relish my independence and freedom from frumpsville.

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Online Dating Gives Us Paws

(message sent via match.com) I’m not sure whether to engage you in said witty banter or play the guy’s favorite, the cool hand luke routine, succinctly inviting you for a succulent dessert at Kramerbooks. Actually, I’d invite you on a … Continue reading

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Online dating (…lol)

I received the following message from guy on Match.com. “OK, so would we get along…lol it can be difficult to try to come up with something clever to say online to a girl when trying to get her attention… But … Continue reading

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Because “Formally Having Fun”… Does Not Sound Fun

  (Sent via Facebook) Hey ______, We do have acquaintances in common — are you in NYC? I’d love to meet up and formally have fun. Yale Club? 21? I’m down with anything. Shoot me a text at (XXX)XXX-XXXX and … Continue reading

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Because “Formally Having Fun”… Does Not Sound Fun

(Sent via Facebook) Hey ______, We do have acquaintances in common — are you in NYC? I’d love to meet up and formally have fun. Yale Club? 21? I’m down with anything. Shoot me a text at (XXX)XXX-XXXX and I’d … Continue reading

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