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Muscle Tees

Single for a reason.

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Come Find Me

Boy: We r in Meatpacking. Come find me. Girl: I hope you realize how ridiculous that message was. Boy: Ya it was, but where r u? Girl: Home. Boy: Where r u?

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New Yorkers… Single for Many Reasons

According to a New York Times article documenting Murray Hill (a post-grad den for bros) in New York City. Within the limits of the fratty neighborhood lies a high-rise apartment building with 700+ apartments (each probably containing 3 people thanks to fake walls). … Continue reading

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Cool Company. Really?

Single 1: Great time as always. Get some rest; safe travels tomorrow. Single 2: Fun evening, cool company. Have a good day.

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Fraternities

  An e-mail sent to a fraternity listserve by the president. ~~ Bros, Just as a reminder, please have your Formal dates secured by NO LATER than the end of THIS WEEK. Plan for the formal to be on SATURDAY so that the … Continue reading

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Scabies (STD)

The following message was sent to me via Facebook by a guy I had hooked up with several times over various holidays. Message: “i dont know how to tell you this but you seem to have given me scabies (STD) … Continue reading

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