Tag Archives: NYC

Dear Sir…

Heat or no heat, this is a really awkward way to ride the subway.  Especially because it seems like the shine of your chest was a planned component of your carefully chosen ensemble.

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Women in the Workplace. Ha!

Scene: Two girls are sitting at a bar on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. They are approached by two men who inform them that they are pilots in New York for the night. Guy 1: So, what do you … Continue reading

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Don’t Mess with Texas

Scene: Pat Green Concert, New York City Girl is approached by a guy in a shirt that looks like the Texas state flag much like this one: Pat begins playing “Wave on Wave” and the place goes wild. The guy asks … Continue reading

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First Year Analysts

Dear Self, The next time a guy approaches me for dating, I will stop and take time to look at the signature at the bottom of his emails. If it by chance reads: Analyst Investment Banking I must pause and … Continue reading

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