Tag Archives: dating

Wanna See My Gun?

This past summer I had an internship in Washington D.C. working in the political realm. I had never dated a guy from the South, until one evening at a bar on 14th Street, I met a guy- lets call him Jack … Continue reading

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No Bananas Allowed

My ex hated bananas (yes, the fruit) to the point that no one was allowed to eat them around her. She did not just dislike the fruit she hated everything having to do with bananas and banana flavor- chocolate banana, … Continue reading

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Con Artists from Vermont

Once upon a time I took a road trip with my girls to celebrate the graduation of one of our friends, let’s call her Mary, from our college. We set off in her SUV toward the location of her choosing: Vermont, … Continue reading

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An Older Gentleman and A Lady Named Mary Kate Olsen

Age differences are great, until they look like this:           Here are 26-year-old Mary Kate Olsen and her 42-year-old boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy. She looks terrified and he looks like a pedophile molesting her face. End this … Continue reading

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VH1’s “I’m Married to a…” is Strangely Intriguing

If you ever find yourself wanting to observe a couple that will make you feel better about being boring and normal and perhaps, single, you should watch VH1’s “I’m Married to A…” We were sitting around watching TV the other … Continue reading

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Psycho (Suit) Killer

I got together with a girl I met on OkCupid for a drink. She seemed cool and normal at first and I was rather enjoying her company. After about 15 minutes of conversation, she tells me she has a confession. … Continue reading

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