A Facebook message from a rando in a coffee shop:
I really had to honor to meet u and talked with u. I am so glad to see u in my friends list 🙂 honestly with you, you are the most beautiful woman since i came here.
A guy sent this in a Facebook message to a girl, referring to her profile picture (the girl does not know this guy and looks at his facebook to see if she recognizes him, only to find albums of different girls he thinks are hot…)
YOU BOTH DO HAVE UNUSUAL , UNBEARABLE , AND UNFORGETTABLE SEDUCTIVENESS AND BEAUTY… IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR A BIOLOGICALLY AND PHYSIOLOGICALLY HEALTHY MAN NOT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU… IT IS QUITE HARD TO DECIDE ON WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MORE BEAUTIFUL AND ATTRACTIVE… YOUR BEAUTIES CAN EASILY MAKE EVERY MAN WORSE THAN BEING KILLED AS THEY HAVE JUST MADE ME SO , UPON SEEING YOU…YOUR BEAUTIES ARE UNPRECEDENTED…
No, women of the greater world, this is not a new and upcoming boy-band, nor is this a Halloween costume. This is Claremont Mckenna College’s original self proclaimed male clique, Boyz Town. I believe this speaks for itself. Single for a reason.
Link: Role Models
John Boehner Defends Crying and Smoking
A great headline. I wonder if he cries and smokes at the same time. Also, Boehner looks like its pronounced Boner. Yowza.
Do the creep. (Video in full)
