Single Ladies,
If you do not yet have a date for Valentine’s Day- don’t despair! For a mere $19.99, you can be the proud owner of a Sweet Talkin’ Ken, who will whisper whatever sweet nothings you desire into your ear in 3 different voices. Apparently he and Barbie are have split up and according to his t-shirt he’s the ultimate boyfriend, so this might be the best 20 bucks you ever spend.
Single Ladies,
If you do not yet have a date for Valentine’s Day- don’t despair! For a mere $19.99, you can be the proud owner of a Sweet Talkin’ Ken, who will whisper whatever sweet nothings you desire into your ear in 3 different voices. Apparently he and Barbie are have split up and according to his t-shirt he’s the ultimate boyfriend, so this might be the best 20 bucks you ever spend.
One night I was out in the meatpacking district and I met this sexy Greek architect. After a few dinner dates, the architect invited me out to his place in Brooklyn. When I got to his very trendy, 1-bedroom apartment, we opened a bottle of wine and started making out. Our make-out session traveled to his bedroom when I stopped to notice his lofted bed.
The frame was made out of wooden 2-by-4s. The architect commented that he made his own bed. In my head I thought, “Wow, what a smart and handy man…he crafted his bed with his own two hands and created so much storage space under his bed.”
We began doing the deed, but, but I was the only person on the bed. I looked up from the edge of the bed, and the architect was standing on the floor as we were having sex. That’s when it hit me- he made his bed at the perfect height: just below his waist. He even measured in the height of the mattress! Just to make sure, I checked under the bed…there was nothing, no storage.
I was a little freaked out but went along with everything. A few days later the architect called me to tell me that he was going to be in Greece visiting his family for a few weeks. Perfect timing, I haven’t spoken to him since.
Hi ______,
Laurie sent me an email mentioning you might be interested in meeting.
I am not a big fan of emails and I am not quite sure how to approach
this. So if you want to grab a drink or lunch sometime let me know.
I guess shoot me an email or text and we can figure something out. I
personally think we should get Laurie to come up with some Mav’s
tickets. My number is (XXX) XXX-XXXX.
Talk to you later,
______
Song of the Day- Kanye West- Runaway.
Let’s have a toast for the douchebags, let’s have a toast for the assholes.
Song of the Day- Kanye West- Runaway.
Let’s have a toast for the douchebags, let’s have a toast for the assholes.
