Don’t Mess with Texas

Posted on 27/02/2011 by admin

Scene: Pat Green Concert, New York City

Girl is approached by a guy in a shirt that looks like the Texas state flag much like this one:

Pat begins playing “Wave on Wave” and the place goes wild. The guy asks the girl to dance, and while she thinks his whitewash jeans and texas flag shirt are a bit much, she agrees.

After dancing for a couple of songs, the guy, mid-two step, begins to tug something out of his pocket: it turns out to be a FULL SIZE TEXAS FLAG. He runs to the banister, hangs the flag over it, and screams about Texas at the top of his lungs.

The girl promptly turns around and leaves.

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Beer, Balls, and Condoms

Posted on 27/02/2011 by admin

The product placement at this Duane Reade is spot on.

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Song of the Day: VV Brown, Shark in the Water xo SFAR

Posted on 25/02/2011 by admin

Song of the Day: VV Brown, Shark in the Water

xo SFAR

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The Fickle Abstainer

Posted on 25/02/2011 by admin

Guy calls girl after 6 weeks of dating:

Guy: Yeah, so I’ve been thinking… I’m going to start going back to Church, I don’t feel okay with what we’re doing. We can still see each other… But we can’t have sex anymore.

Girl: Wait, what? I don’t … where is this coming from?

Guy: Yeah I just realized that I’m really not okay with it; it isn’t right. I’m sorry.

Girl: But we’ve already slept together! A lot! And you realize how shitty this makes me feel about my sexual prowess if you just randomly decide to break up with me for Jesus.

Guy: No, I’m not breaking up with you. We just have to stop having sex.

Girl: Who ARE you? How would that ever possibly work?

Guy: …

Girl: Hangs up

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So Un-Beautiful

Posted on 24/02/2011 by admin

Laying in bed, post-coital, about to go to sleep…

Guy: Sometimes you are just so incredibly beautiful…But sometimes you’re just so…not. I don’t understand.

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Purple Bieber Hoodies

Posted on 23/02/2011 by admin

Justin Bieber and American Apparel Shag Fleece Zip Hoody Photograph

While walking to work yesterday, I saw something that caught me by surprise and left me in a general state of confusion… a full grown man wearing a purple Bieber zip-up hoodie and skinny jeans.

I know that they sell these hoodies at American Apparel, and that hipsters like them some gear created by #1 creepster Dov Charney, but wearing this particular attire just makes guys look like a less attractive version of a 16 year-old pop phenomenon.

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