A new video from our favorite YouTube sensation Dom Mazzetti.
In the words of Dom, “Nothing gets a party started like crowding around four people playing beer pong.”
Happy (belated) International Women’s Day/ Mardi Gras! Flash me your ability to balance a satisfying career with a rich home life!
Happy (belated) International Women’s Day/ Mardi Gras! Flash me your ability to balance a satisfying career with a rich home life!
The following fraternity e-mail was brought to our attention today after it leaked onto the interwebs. It seems to be real, though we have a hard time believing any of these guys ever find the time to get laid with the extensive reporting and coding system their bro has set up for them to report all of their hookups.
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To the Distinguished Gentlemen of the Kappa Sigma Fraternity:
As I have mentioned I will be starting a weekly Gullet Report. In response to the Soft Report, I felt it necessary to offer a contrasting and more uplifting telegram. My theories and practices are elaborated in more detail in the body of this email.
Please send me all of your hook-ups in Tucker Max format (for those unfamiliar with this legend, google will suffice). These renditions should be elaborate and interesting. I want raw data on who fucks and who doesn’t. In conclusion the gullet report will strengthen brotherhood and help pin-point sorostitiutes more inclined to put-out. From my experience when a female goes Ksig shes typically repeats.
For your entertainment read on and pause for note taking. My hope is that ALL of our brothers will follow this creed with pride and distinction.
I have come to write this memo to you today to educate on the only life worth living, that of a Cocksman. A Cocksman is taught to live by the two most applicable principles I know: The Pie and the Gullet. You may already be lost in trying to comprehend this logic. Do not worry this is completely understandable. By the end of this memo, you will not only gain a greater understanding of what it means to live, but you will have embraced a lifestyle. However, in order for this to happen you first must know a couple key terms.
Note: I will refer to females as “targets”. They aren’t actual people like us men. Consequently, giving them a certain name or distinction is pointless.
…To read the rest of the letter, click here.
I went on a date with a totally sweet guy. Complete gentleman, whatever. So we see each other again and after the date things get, well, quickly intimate. We continue to communicate over text for the next few days.
On Friday, he texts me and says, “What’s your deal this week?”. A little awkwardly stated perhaps, but I give him the benefit of the doubt. I text him back, “Oh, I don’t know. What about you?”. I’m assuming, of course, that “What’s your deal” in downtown-dude speak means he wants to know my plans so we can hang out. Right.
I then do not hear back from him for 4 days. When I finally do hear from him, it’s a text message picture- of his dog. No text, no explanation. That’s it.
Coffee with a Side of Beard
A cute college girl is approached in a coffee shop by a man with a beard wearing a beret.
SCENE
Guy: Hey. You’re kinda cute.
Girl: Silence
Guy: Wanna buy me a coffee sometime?
Girl: What?? Silence
Despite accosting, girl does not engage. She walks out of coffee shop and is followed by the man for two blocks before ducking around a corner.
To all the suitors out there, if you tell a girl she is “kinda cute”, she’s probably not going to want to pay for your coffee.
Xo SFAR