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Song of the Day: “Fly”- Rihanna and Nicki Minaj
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Sayonara, Carpet Pisser
Transcript:
Elliot-
Just so you know, that smell in your bedroom is from when you got out of bed this morning- circa 8:50 AM- and had a piss against your door. I believe that you were aiming for the plastic bad, but most of it went on the carpet. I tell you this in case it’s dried by the time you wake up. I tried to stop you, but you muttered something about imperialism, and then came to bed, calling me a “lady of machinery” (on being pressed for further clarification you told me I had “legs full of cogs”) and that you “love how I am with my little girl.”
Good luck with the recovery,
Kate
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The Birth Control Bracelet
Being a responsible and sexually active young woman, I went on birth control three months before ever engaging in any type of fandangling. So firmly had I been indoctrinated with the “if-you-get-too-close-to-a-man-you-will-most-likely-get-pregnant” that when I finally got over the fear of making a baby, I went straight to my doctor and got a nuvaring (aka the ring). The ring is a small, clear, flexible plastic circle—you don’t feel it and you don’t have to worry about it except once a month.
While hooking up with some lucky gentleman, he found the ring and pulled it out for closer inspection.
Guy: “What is this??”
Me: “My birth control.”
Guy: “Well it looks like a bracelet.”
Me: “Really?? You thought I was walking along and found this bracelet and in lieu of putting it on my wrist or in my pocket i just popped it into my vagina?”
Guy: “Well…yes.”
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Guy Squats
Three guys doing synchronized squats in various states of dress in front of a women’s bathroom together in La Jolla, California create one portrait of hilarity.
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Happy Monday- listen to this song and your day is guaranteed to be great!
Happy Monday- listen to this song and your day is guaranteed to be great!
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Bottle Service
I met a guy through some friends and we hung out as a group a couple of times. One night we all went out to a club and he bought a bottle.
We all had a great time and then he and I went back to my place to hook up. Right after we finish….
Him: Uhh do you have any money?
Me: (laughing) What??
Him: Well I did buy a bottle last night.
Me: I think you should go