Prepare to laugh. This is an EPIC voicemail that was left on the wrong guy’s machine from a girl named Dominic (huh?) who either works at Ebay or Jamba juice and loves the name Eunice but doesn’t know how to spell it.
Prepare to laugh. This is an EPIC voicemail that was left on the wrong guy’s machine from a girl named Dominic (huh?) who either works at Ebay or Jamba juice and loves the name Eunice but doesn’t know how to spell it.
Scene: Senior College Beach Week
Guy (trying to convince girl to hook up with him): I won’t tell my long-distance girlfriend if you don’t tell your long-distance boyfriend…
Two years later, same guy and girl:
Guy: I won’t tell my non-existent girlfriend if you don’t tell your…?
Wonder why that never worked out…
Song of the Day: “Fly”- Rihanna and Nicki Minaj
Backhanded Compliment?
Guy: “I like your laugh. I can see how other people would find it extremely annoying, but I think it’s cute.”