Douche of the Week: Sham WOW

Oh, Vince. Vince, Vince, Vince. We always wondered when you would reveal the true inner creep lurking behind your wincing one-eyed exterior. Fortunately for us, that story has broken today.

Meet Vince Shlomi. You may recognize him as the television pitchman behind ShamWow and the Slap Chop- or as a character from a nightmare you’ve had, either one. Shlomi is the high-energy promoter behind two products peddled on television in the U.S. The kind of products that you can’t live without- and wait, you get two for the price of one!!

To be honest, I’m not really sure why anyone would hire this weird, creepy man to promote their products on national television, but they did and surprise!, he has issues.

The gossip website The Smoking Gun broke a story this morning revealing that Shlomi is being sued by his former assistant, 23 year old Jennifer Kosinski, for civil battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress. The details of course are much more explicit- aka he tried to force her to be his “love slave”, offered to pay her money to sleep in the same bed with him, and -wait for it- “$20,000 and a paid one month vacation for her parents to travel the world in exchange for her eggs”. Yes, like her lady eggs. Super creative workplace harassment and bribery right?

               

Again, not sure why anyone would have trusted this man to be anything but a creepster. But, then again, I didn’t invent the towel that holds 20 times its weight in liquid.

To read the full article on The Smoking Gun click here.

To view Shlomi in his ShamWow infomercial click here. Trust us, you want to watch the video.

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Song of the Day: Kate Nash- Merry Happy

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Song of the Day- Merry Happy by Kate Nash

Song of the Day- Merry Happy by Kate Nash

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Medical Photo: Male (NSFW)

Dear lady doctor, if all I had in my head about male genitalia was based on this medical photo in your office, I would never have relations with a man, and probably continue thinking male genitalia looked like small woodland creatures until the day I died.

                                

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Bro Sites

     

Over the past few years, a new generation of Bros has banded together and taken to the internet to discuss how “bro” and “frat” they are by comparing stories and trying to one-up one another with bro-iness. 

Some of our favorites are TFM (Total Frat Move), MLIB (My Life is Bro), and Brobible.com, all of which offer great reading material if you make yourself forget that these are real people.

Here is a list of some bro sites for your perusal:

1) http://mylifeisbro.com/

2) http://www.totalfratmove.com

3) http://www.brobible.com

4) http://www.consistentclose.com/

5) http://thebrocave.com/

And before we end this post, a note to the guys at TFM…

If you want to find a good girlfriend, you might want to remove yourselves from the mancave where you reside and aim a little higher than finding a girl who will make you a sandwich. The culinary arts have really come a long way. Then again, since you hold the women you sleep with in such primitive regard (e.g. calling them, “slampieces”- seriously, bros?), a piece of meat and two slices of bread is likely all you will get.

You wanted a baby and 18 years of child support? Hope that sandwich was worth it.

I wouldn’t share my sandwich with you!

Xo

SFAR

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Song of the Day- PYT, by Michael Jackson


Song of the Day- PYT by Michael Jackson, for all you pretty young things out there.

Xo

SFAR

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