Dogs > Boyfriends

Posted on 11/04/2011 by admin

              

After a girl had been dating her boyfriend for a few months, she felt him becoming withdrawn and he wasn’t paying her alot of attention.

Aiming to get to the bottom of the situation, said girl confronted her boyfriend about his ambivalence towards her.

He responded to her, completely seriously and stonefaced:

“If you want someone to dote on you, then you should get a dog.”

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A Heartfelt Thank You

Posted on 11/04/2011 by admin

      

We wanted to take a moment to thank all of our readers who have made the past few months so amazing for the creators of this blog.

So far, we have had over 10,500 visits from in people 73 countries around the world, numbers that we marvel at as they grow every day.

More importantly, the feedback we’ve received from our readers who say the blog makes them laugh makes us so very happy.

Please keep sending us your positive vibes, spreading the word about SFAR, and submitting your hilarious content!

xoxo

Ashley and Annabel

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The Hit and Run

Posted on 11/04/2011 by admin

There was this guy that had liked me for a while and we had made out a few times and then he moved away. I knew he had recently come back into the city, and one night he called me and asked if he could come over.

We had a a few beers and he paintstakingly taught me the art of opening a beer bottle with my lighter. I then decided to have sex with this gentleman, and as we were in the middle of the act he goes ”sorry i cant do this, I didnt tell you I have a gf” and ran out of the apartment.

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Man Jewelry

Posted on 08/04/2011 by admin

It all began with puka shell necklaces in middle school and now it seems everywhere you turn there is a gold chain necklace peeking out from underneath a guys shirt, subtly pinching on his chest hair and causing a strange, reviled feeling in the pit of your stomach that is the physical manifestation of your brain asking “Why is that man wearing a necklace?”

We have had numerous encounters with men wearing jewelry. Each experience made us cringe in the moment and laugh much later on down the line. Freedom of expression is great and all, but it’s got to be noted when a guy is ornamented. It’s just too funny to resist.

Sweet turquoise bracelet, dude.

                                         

What are your experiences with man ornaments? Please send in your stories. The best ones will be posted!

Xo SFAR

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Tell me about your goals :)

Posted on 08/04/2011 by Single for a Reason

This message was received by two young ladies within 24-hours of each other on Match.com. If you’re going to have a cookie-cutter e-mail you send out to many women, at least make it better than this. Come on dude!

And what is a chat engine?

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No idea why this guy is single.

Posted on 08/04/2011 by admin

Link: No idea why this guy is single.

annalsofonlinedating:

From the “You should message me if…” section of this dude’s profile:

If you’re reasonably tall (5’6-6’, no more than that because, while I don’t mind being eye to eye with you, I won’t ever be looking up to you), you’re passionate and intelligent so as to be good company, sexually liberated, and…

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