Splenda Thief

Posted on 14/04/2011 by admin

Scene: Couple enters a subway car, sits down and complains about their 40- minute commute home. Girl begins reading a book while the guy reaches into his bag to grab his. Girl spots something in her boyfriend’s bag of which she does not approve…

Girl: Did you steal Splenda packets from work AGAIN?!

Guy: No!…..these are from Au Bon Pain.

Girl huffs, goes back to reading her book.*

(*Author’s note: While I fully support being resourceful and stocking up on free stuff your job or coffee shops provide, the whole scene on the whole was just depressing. I mean, sitting on a train reading Wally Lamb and yelling at your boyfriend for stealing low-cal sugar packets? I’ll pass.)

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Song of the Day: Dancing On My Own, by Robyn

Posted on 13/04/2011 by admin

Song of the Day: Robyn, Dancing On My Own

Xo SFAR

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Awkward Online Dating Message

Posted on 12/04/2011 by admin

E-mail received on a dating website:

Do you think I’m pretty? It wasn’t clear from your e-mail.

SFAR

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Men Who Can Cook

Posted on 12/04/2011 by Single for a Reason

If there was one thing that could make us hang up our single girl heels, it’s a charming man who can cook. Hot damn! Lucky for us, this trend is on the rise. According to The Food Channel, the amount of time men spend in … Continue reading →

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Nothing Says Love Like a Crunchwrap Supreme

Posted on 12/04/2011 by Single for a Reason

Background: A guy and girl have been hooking up for a few months and live in the same dorm at college. He is rather awkward and getting him to ask her to come home with him is like pulling teeth. One night, he tried a technique to bed her I like to call the Fourth Meal Method.

Guy: Hey, where are you?

Girl: At a bar, coming back to campus soon though. Where are you?

Guy: Back at the dorm. I bought a crunchwrap supreme for you in case you want it.

Despite her conscience telling her she should probably avoid guys who lure her to their bedrooms with beef that comes out of a tube, she makes her way to his room where they smoke a bowl and eat their crunchwraps. Before she knows it, he is passed out on the couch, signaling her exit. Not the kind of seasoned beef she was hoping for that night, but delicious nonetheless.

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The Hit and Run

Posted on 12/04/2011 by Single for a Reason

There was this guy that had liked me for a while and we had made out a few times and then he moved away. I knew he had recently come back into the city, and one night he called me and asked if he could come over.

We had a a few beers and he painstakingly taught me the art of opening a beer bottle with my lighter. I then decided to have sex with this gentleman, and as we were in the middle of the act he goes ”sorry i can’t do this, I didn’t tell you I have a gf” and ran out of the apartment.

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