This is a photograph of a man carrying a Longchamp purse (keyword: purse, as in a purse created for the sole purpose of being carried by a lady) in New York City. Gay, straight, whatever you are, purses on men are just plain weird, but particularly if you are a lawyer and work above 14th street and otherwise dress in corporate attire.
A close-up of the bag this gentleman is toting:
Purse for a woman.
Girl: I hear your company has bed bugs. Are you in quarantine?
Boy: Lol, it is miserable, how does news spread like that? What happened to our date lil lady?
Girl: I have intel, you never followed up on a date, buddy.
Boy: Well now ur intel is telling u my place of work is infested with bed bugs, there is no way ull want to go to a steak dinner now? Or would u?
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