The Electric Worm

Girl: Can you do the electric worm if we go out dancing?

Boy: ill electric worm you

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Dip

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Dipping makes you look like you have a cancerous tumor in your mouth- which is ironically what you will have if you keep chewing tobacco. Also, spit cups are quite possibly the grossest thing ever.

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Because people like this actually exist… in very large numbers.

Because people like this actually exist… in very large numbers.

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Because people like this actually exist… in very large numbers.

Because people like this actually exist… in very large numbers.

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Blackouts

Boy: Remember that time we went out after graduation?

Girl: Yes, that was such a fun night.

Boy: I think I tried to kiss you, but I honestly can’t remember.

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Bedside Overshare

Girl: “Did you miss me?”

Guy: (Panting) “Yes. I masturbate thinking about you everyday.”

Girl: “What?”

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