SFAR… 1980s edition

SFAR… 1980s edition

This video speaks for itself, ladies. Single. For. A. Reason.

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A Timely SFAR Quiz

Scenario quiz: If a guy is “pursuing you” and wearing the below items:

, he is:

A. Patrick Bateman (American Psycho- RUN NOW)

B. Not yet out of the closet

C. A fashion-forward homo (befriend)

D. A hetero douche (RUN)

E. D, possibly A, and potentially never going to admit B. (truth)

                    Answer: Ladies, the answer is E. Make a stealth, but speedy exit ASAP.

Guard your hearts + your youth, and remind yourself, SFAR. We speak from           experience.

Xo

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So many questions, so few answers.

So many questions, so few answers.

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Would you like a band-aid for that burn?

Boy (one month after dumping girl): I know we haven’t spoken in a while but I just wanted to let you know that I got rejected everywhere except I got waitlisted at *Insert douchey ivy league school here*.

Girl: Sorry, what? You forgot one last rejection—me rejecting you. Boo-hoo.

Single for a reason.

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Mindy Kaling, an SFAR literary maven

In addition to being playing a beloved character on NBC’s, The Office, and hilarious Twitter personality, Mindy Kaling is leading the way as a strong female writer, actress and published writer. We salute her for her forward and refreshingly realistic take on relationships from the mondern young woman’s perspective.

New York Magazine recently profiled her in their article, The Funny Side of Love. Enjoy!

http://nymag.com/arts/tv/features/68291/

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Austin Powers

Scene: It’s Halloween, and there is a guy dressed as Austin Powers. He is THE ONLY guy dressed up at the bar.

Guy: If I were the real Austin Powers, I’d make you my mate.

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