Link: Dating Advice from the Jersey Shore Cast
This video is one glorious SFAR trainwreck. Thanks Jersey shore cast for continually one-upping yourselves and surprising me with new words for sex.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/06/jersey-shore-macking-girl_n_804377.html
Link: Because Even Ivy-Educated Bros are Sick Freaks
http://jezebel.com/5723470/princeton-alums-state-dept-staffer-compete-in-revolting-sex-contest
Texts from a guy 5 minutes after meeting him on NYE.
Guy: So I just met u, call me so we can talk
Girl: No response
Guy: I really meant what I said, it was nice to meet you
Girl: No response
Guy: So u have my # I hope you use it
Girl: No response
Guy: If I never hear back from you have a great new year!!!
Girl: No response
(The next morning)
Guy: So I hope u woke up alone this morning
boy: so someone just sent me a picture of emma watson’s boobs haha
girl: cooool
boy: i don’t believe this picture is real. i have reason to believe it was fabricated
girl: (no response)
boy: what’s the score of the knicks game?
Boy: Where to fucker?
Girl: Are you kidding?
Boy: gggmg%mvvmgmvmg%mmvsgamd
…and don’t call me sweetheart
Boy: Hello sweetheart, ur name was just brought up by the girl was was under the blanket on the couch that night I met u. What u doin sweetie?
No response.
Boy (3 weeks later): What you getting into tonight?