Not Fair.
For everyone who did not have particularly satisfying hookups this weekend, we dedicate to you Lily Allen’s, “Not Fair”, from her acclaimed album, It’s Not Me It’s You. It’s truly not fair that Fred can’t get it together in bed. The least we can do is sing about it.
Happy Music Monday, loves!
xoxo SFAR
Not Fair.
For everyone who did not have particularly satisfying hookups this weekend, we dedicate to you Lily Allen’s, “Not Fair”, from her acclaimed album, It’s Not Me It’s You. It’s truly not fair that Fred can’t get it together in bed. The least we can do is sing about it.
Happy Music Monday, loves!
xoxo SFAR
Boy: oh, btw, you should know i hate flying, i’m terrified
me: haha, oh geez they make pills for that…
Boy: what are they…
Girl: anxiety pills, my sister is scared of flying she digs holes into my arm
Boy: haha i do the same
Boy: except i hold onto my mom
Boy: and i also start sweating
Boy: what i’m afraid of is that the plane will just fall from mid air
Girl: there is no chance it will happen, there are two engines and a back up generator, you’re fiiiine
Boy: My room mate keeps sex-iling me…so I was thinking…could you spend the night in my room so that I can get back at him?
(Girl quickly leaves the room)
On this fine day, we’d like to raise a Sunday afternoon mimosa glass to the digital short team at Saturday Night Live. Thank you for finally formatting our everyday plight for survival into a brilliant digital masterpiece. Enjoy.
VIDEO: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/snl-digital-short-the-creep/1279573/
Sturdy Girl
Boy (stretching out next to girl): You know what? I really like you.
Girl (blushing): I like you too—what brought this on?
Boy: I just always knew I wanted to be with a sturdy girl. I really feel like you could help me move the couch if the need arose.
[girl arises, leaves room]