Category Archives: Wall Street Wankers

NYMag Sexual Diaries

Posted on 13/02/2011 by admin

Wow. After we read this recent entry of New York Magazine’s, Sexual Diaries, and ceased vomiting, we knew we had to share with you. This article speaks for itself. “34, male, Midtown East, financial consultant, single, straight”, watch out, ladies… … Continue reading →

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First Year Analysts

Posted on 01/02/2011 by admin

Dear Self, The next time a guy approaches me for dating, I will stop and take time to look at the signature at the bottom of his emails. If it by chance reads: Analyst Investment Banking I must pause and … Continue reading →

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A Timely SFAR Quiz

Posted on 25/01/2011 by admin

Scenario quiz: If a guy is “pursuing you” and wearing the below items: , he is: A. Patrick Bateman (American Psycho- RUN NOW) B. Not yet out of the closet C. A fashion-forward homo (befriend) D. A hetero douche (RUN) E. … Continue reading →

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Because people like this actually exist… in very large numbers.

Posted on 24/01/2011 by admin

Because people like this actually exist… in very large numbers.

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