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ohhellothereyou: I

ohhellothereyou: I’ve decided to just start responding to people who write me ridiculous emails… 

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A(n)nals of Online Dating: And by "enjoying" I mean masturbating. As in touching myself. As in jerking off. Just in case that wasn’t clear.

Link: A(n)nals of Online Dating: And by “enjoying” I mean masturbating. As in touching myself. As in jerking off. Just in case that wasn’t clear. annalsofonlinedating: hi nice profile,… very very sexy! I like you’re look and style. I’m actually … Continue reading

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ohhellothereyou: Rea

ohhellothereyou: Really? Because shotgunning a beer with a near stranger is probably the most romantic thing I can think of!

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Introducing: Still. A. Dude.

      Ladies (and gentlemen – we know you’re reading),   The royal court of SFAR would like to introduce a new regular column being added to our blog: “Still a Dude.” This column – authored by SFAR’s resident single … Continue reading

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Terrifying.

Great news! You can now by your wedding dress the same place you stock up on bulk mayo. SFAR

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Song of the Day: VV Brown, Shark in the Water xo SFAR

Song of the Day: VV Brown, Shark in the Water xo SFAR

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