Category Archives: Dysfunction Junction

The Scarf Sharers

While running this weekend, I came across this couple walking along the Hudson River. You know this couples’ type. They’re the type that do EVERYTHING together. From the moment they wake up in the morning til they brush their teeth … Continue reading

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Arnold Wears “I Survived Maria!” T-Shirt

After cheating on wife Maria with their longtime live-in maid, Arnold Schwarzenegger was recently spotted wearing a t-shirt stating that he “survived Maria.” What an asshole move. Stay classy, Arnold. Also, you should probably stay far far away from bike … Continue reading

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Jay Cutler Dumps Kristin Cavallari, Ends Engagement

When I first heard that Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari were dating, I thought they were a match made in heaven. He, a douchey double-chinned quarterback whose presence I was graced with in my college years, and she, a bitchy … Continue reading

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Spotted: Cute guy reading a book on the subway

 I wonder what he’s reading… Oh, Assholes Finish First. Wow. No wonder he removed the book sleeve. SFAR

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Hemp Wallets

There are certain items of clothing (accessories included) that should raise red flags in your mind. On that note, we’d like to turn your attention to…the hemp wallet. You may remember these from guys you knew in high school or … Continue reading

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1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila…

A few weeks ago, I went on my first Match.com date. We met for drinks at a Mexican restaurant and started with some Margaritas. Everything was going alright and rather normally. I began to suspect my date had been drinking … Continue reading

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