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Scene: Madison Avenue office building Girl is walking inside and notices a very attractive man, who is also returning the gaze. The two lock eyes and the girl approaches the entrance. The man, not looking where he is walking, slams DIRECTLY … Continue reading
08/02/2011
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What Else Ya Got?
On three consecutive nights, three separate men tried to pick me up. One was a professional ukulele player. Another said my name at least twice in EVERY sentence he spoke. The third was a manure distributor…not sure if that means … Continue reading
Posted in Dating Disasters
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Trash or Treasure?
A guy named Jordy liked his neighbor, and it seems the only thing he had to write on was the back of a McDonald’s apple pie sleeve. How charming. For a closer look: http://imgur.com/a/91u3I
Posted in Weird Gifts from Guys
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Little Man Needs a Bigger Hat
Subtitle: The Worst Excuse We’ve Heard for Unsafe Sex in the Past 7 Days Guy: My penis doesn’t react well to condoms. Girl: What does that mean? Guy: It feels like it’s being suffocated…
Posted in Sex Slip-Ups
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The khakis, the polo, the sneakers, the DOUBLE DREAM HANDS! And they say white men canR
The khakis, the polo, the sneakers, the DOUBLE DREAM HANDS! And they say white men can’t dance.
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TMI- Again and Again
Scene: Corporate Office Male boss takes liberty to inform conference room of constituents (mostly female) that he is dealing with a stomach bug and “nightmare explosive diarrhea”. He says this with a look of semi-pride. Seriously, Guy? SFAR