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Douche of the Week: John Mayer

Posted on 15/02/2011 by admin

Somewhere in between breaking onto the scene as the cute, introspective singer/songwriter and the year 2011, John Mayer became the creepiest, douchiest, most self-centered fella this side of the Mississippi. For a couple of years now, we’ve noticed this transition … Continue reading →

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Because it’s kind of creepy when you send a letter in the mail after our first date…

Posted on 15/02/2011 by admin

Because it’s kind of creepy when you send a letter in the mail after our first date… on your personalized stationery.

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Pick Your Cupid

Posted on 14/02/2011 by admin

[Source: New York Times]

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Faces of Rejected Bachelorettes

Posted on 14/02/2011 by admin

It’s Monday, which means BACHELOR TIME! (or as I like to call it: Lonely Dumb Bar Owner from Austin Preys on 20-something fame addicts). In celebration of this occasion, enjoy the faces of rejected bachelorettes, a few of our favorites … Continue reading →

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It’s the Thought that Counts?

Posted on 14/02/2011 by admin

[sent via gchat on Valentines day] your flowers and chocolates are in the mail!!! (not really but just imagine they are)

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Thanks But No Thanks

Posted on 14/02/2011 by admin
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