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So Un-Beautiful

Laying in bed, post-coital, about to go to sleep… Guy: Sometimes you are just so incredibly beautiful…But sometimes you’re just so…not. I don’t understand.

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Purple Bieber Hoodies

While walking to work yesterday, I saw something that caught me by surprise and left me in a general state of confusion… a full grown man wearing a purple Bieber zip-up hoodie and skinny jeans. I know that they sell … Continue reading

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Salad Fingers

Scene: Mom and daughter sit down at a relatively empty sports bar for dinner. After not seeing each other for some time, they have much to catch up on.  As soon as daughter gets her salad, a creepy, grungy man … Continue reading

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But the Cream Works!

Within 15 minutes of the first meeting (at Denny’s no less!)…. Boy: I can’t get a hard-on anymore, so the doctor gave me a cream to rub on it. The cream works, although it smells really bad. Girl: (stunned silence)

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Douche of the Week: Scott Disick

First came Kim’s sex tape. Then the whole family got famous off of her sex-sess and Seacrest/E gave them a reality show. However painful it was to watch people with no skills or particular talents waste money on Birkin bags and Louboutins, there was nothing that could prepare us for … Continue reading

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Facebook- Still Not a Dating Site

Last week I received a friend request from a stranger. Accompanying the request was a note that read: “Lovely smile i must say… I was searching for some old friends of mine..and i found you, i would like to get … Continue reading

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