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USC Frat Letter Disgusts, Baffles, Churns Stomachs

Posted on 08/03/2011 by admin

The following fraternity e-mail was brought to our attention today after it leaked onto the interwebs. It seems to be real, though we have a hard time believing any of these guys ever find the time to get laid with the … Continue reading →

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What’s Your Deal?

Posted on 07/03/2011 by admin

I went on a date with a totally sweet guy. Complete gentleman, whatever. So we see each other again and after the date things get, well, quickly intimate. We continue to communicate over text for the next few days. On … Continue reading →

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Text Boyfriend

Posted on 05/03/2011 by admin

Occasionally we stumble upon amazing items on the Internet. Today was one of those days. We introduce to you “Text Boyfriend,” a subscription texting service that texts subscribers “sweet” text messages 3 times per week. This, according to their marketers, is … Continue reading →

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Background: Girl receives voicemail from a dude she doesn’t know. Girl texts dude that he has the wrong number, and receives this text in return.                        

Posted on 05/03/2011 by admin | Comments Off on Are You a Hot Chick?

Terrifying.

Posted on 04/03/2011 by admin

Great news! You can now by your wedding dress the same place you stock up on bulk mayo. SFAR

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The Michael Vick of Sillybandz

Posted on 03/03/2011 by admin

  Scene: 3 girls talking in a group with a few guy friends and creepy guy #1 who is pursuing girl in group. Guy friend: I ran into this girl and she gave me a punch of sillybandz! *Guy takes … Continue reading →

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