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Mapping the World’s Weiners

All hail the internet, and more importantly, all hail the individuals who dedicated the time and resources needed to create a map of the world that charts average male penis size by country. Yes! The map uses a color-coding system to … Continue reading

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Beware of the male artist

I recently met an “artist” on the street and made the poor decision to follow him to a party in Brooklyn. Upon meeting my friend, the first thing he tells her is that he is so into meditation that he … Continue reading

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Prepare to laugh. This is an EPIC voicemail that was left on the wrong guy’s machine from a

Prepare to laugh. This is an EPIC voicemail that was left on the wrong guy’s machine from a girl named Dominic (huh?) who either works at Ebay or Jamba juice and loves the name Eunice but doesn’t know how to spell … Continue reading

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Backhanded Compliment?

Guy: “I like your laugh. I can see how other people would find it extremely annoying, but I think it’s cute.”

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I Won’t Tell…

Scene: Senior College Beach Week Guy (trying to convince girl to hook up with him): I won’t tell my long-distance girlfriend if you don’t tell your long-distance boyfriend… Two years later, same guy and girl: Guy: I won’t tell my non-existent … Continue reading

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