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Walmart: More Than Just Savings

A man was arrested in Louisiana yesterday for “obscenity”, which in this particular situation translates to driving around a Walmart parking lot with his erect dick out. Why would he do that, you might ask? According to police records, he … Continue reading

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Song of the Day: Goodnight Goodnight, by Hot Hot Heat

Song of the Day: Goodnight Goodnight, by Hot Hot Heat Xo SFAR

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America the Beautiful

‘Twas the eve of our nation’s birthday, and my state could be described as charmingly sloppy and I was having all kinds of success on the dance floor. In fact, I was so smitten with one particular dancing partner, we … Continue reading

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Arnold Wears “I Survived Maria!” T-Shirt

After cheating on wife Maria with their longtime live-in maid, Arnold Schwarzenegger was recently spotted wearing a t-shirt stating that he “survived Maria.” What an asshole move. Stay classy, Arnold. Also, you should probably stay far far away from bike … Continue reading

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Song of the Day- Towers by Bon Iver

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Toe Shoes

We thought Crocs were bad. Correction: Crocs are bad, and embarrassing for people over the age of 10. But toe shoes are REPULSIVE. These kind of shoes not only exist but are being worn by young guys attempting to woo young … Continue reading

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