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Cream in your Pants, Not on a Lady’s Leg

So I’d met this guy a few times and we always innocently flirted when we saw each other. He always went out of his way to be very polite and introduce me to all of his friends (and remembered my … Continue reading

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Song of the Day: He’s Not a Boy

Song of the Day: He’s Not a Boy, by The Like Xo SFAR

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VOICEMAIL: I’m Tina

Sometimes after a hook-up, you choose to call and leave a voicemail. PLAY: I’m Tina Note, the recipient of this voice mail is not named Reginald and did not have a tryst with Tina. He received this on his voicemail at … Continue reading

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The Straggler

Recently on a warm evening, my friend and I were sitting on my front stoop having a glass of wine and chatting. Out of nowhere a dude comes stumbling down the sidewalk and approaches us. He’s a young guy probably … Continue reading

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A Card to Send to People Obsessed with Having Kids

via Someecards.com To send the card: click here xo SFAR

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Condoms Prevent Minivans

An important reminder for the weekend/life. Wrap it up. [Source: StumbleUpon]

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