Woo-ing Fail

Boy: I just like really want to find a girl I can get to know. It’s important to me that I find an emotional connection before the physical…you know?

Girl: Sure.

Guy: So…do you want to go back to my room? I mean my roommate’s in there, but we can go in the bathroom.

Girl: I’m sorry…what?

Guy: Oh, I just thought we had a deeper emotional connection.