The Cab Attack

Scene: A group of 3 friends are out together in DC. They go to a bar where they dance, indulge in some beverages, talk to some people and decide to leave the bar around 2 am.

A cab pulls up to the curb and one of the girls opens the door to allow the others to slide in, when out of nowhere, a man sprints out into the street, DIVES into the cab, and sits in it with a shit-eating grin on his face. The girls, clearly confused, ask him what he’s doing, why he jumped in the cab, and if they know him. He responds that he wants to share the cab and begrudgingly, the girls oblige.

As the cab pulls away, the girls quickly realize this gentleman is drunker than they first thought and cannot remember his own address. He then passes out and five minutes later wakes up screaming his address very loudly and demanding the cab driver takes him there.

Of course his house is out of the way, but the girls say fine and continue on the journey. When they pull up in front of his house, the man declares he has no money and they will have to pay his fare. He then turns to one of the girls and asks, nay BEGS her to come home with him. Ah yes, who wouldn’t want to go home with a stranger who has no money and ninja-like reflexes that only come in handy for supermanning other peoples’ cabs?

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