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And The Award for Worst Pick-up Line Goes to…

Nothing to sober you happy drunk than the worst pick up line EVER! In Perth for work having a few too many drinks with a mate when a guy comes up to her with the opening line of (brace yourself) … Continue reading

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The Painter

I recently recalled a random interaction I once had with an awkward man during a long elevator ride.  We’ve all been there. Man: You’re really pretty. Me: Thank you. Man: I’d really like to paint you. (awkward silence) Me: That’s … Continue reading

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