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The Painter

I recently recalled a random interaction I once had with an awkward man during a long elevator ride.  We’ve all been there. Man: You’re really pretty. Me: Thank you. Man: I’d really like to paint you. (awkward silence) Me: That’s … Continue reading

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Have donated, will overshare

I got into the elevator at the office this morning and was joined by two young guys who presumably work in the building. They were loud-talking and it was hot, so i leaned my head against the interior wall and … Continue reading

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