Tag Archives: bad come-ons

The Painter

I recently recalled a random interaction I once had with an awkward man during a long elevator ride.  We’ve all been there. Man: You’re really pretty. Me: Thank you. Man: I’d really like to paint you. (awkward silence) Me: That’s … Continue reading

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Dear Dude, Your iPhone is Smarter Than You

A friend of mine at work relayed the following story to me today. Last night she got a text from a guy who’s been chasing her pretty hard. He texted to say, “I’ve been thinking about you girl, can’t wait … Continue reading

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