Tag Archives: Awkward

Best Reservation Request Ever

Background: A man decides he’s going to take a girl out to the Palm for their first date (pretty nice!). When he goes on OpenTable to snap up the rez, he had some very specific instructions for where he wanted to … Continue reading

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Have donated, will overshare

I got into the elevator at the office this morning and was joined by two young guys who presumably work in the building. They were loud-talking and it was hot, so i leaned my head against the interior wall and … Continue reading

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You’re lucky I like you…

A few weeks ago I hooked up with a guy who I had hooked up with before. I’m not going to lie and say I didn’t think about going for Round 2 in the morning when we woke up, but … Continue reading

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Dog Sweaters

    There is just no excuse. SFAR

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The Fickle Abstainer

Guy calls girl after 6 weeks of dating: Guy: Yeah, so I’ve been thinking… I’m going to start going back to Church, I don’t feel okay with what we’re doing. We can still see each other… But we can’t have … Continue reading

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The ocean, you say

Facebook message from Guy to Girl he does not know Subject: hi!  Text: how are you? how you got there life beyond the ocean? ———————————————————————————————— Not sure how he knew I was a mermaid, but, wow. Sign me up… SFAR

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