Tag Archives: Awkward

Bizarre Completely Bare Email Links Engagements with Brazilians. WTF Cindy Barshop, YOU DON’T KNOW ME.

Recently, the waxing salon Completely Bare sent out this email to their customers. When I opened it, I was confused because neither of these statements are true, they used the letter U to replace the word you, and even if … Continue reading

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Wall Street Guy Makes Dating Spreadsheet

Sometimes guys do weird things. And other times they do REALLY weird things, like make a spreadsheet of the girls they are trying to date. Creepy.  Please, examine for yourself: Color-coded, with details like “from coastal Romania” and “well traveled”, … Continue reading

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The Car Window Personal Ad

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We Call This Move “The Puppeteer”

Have you ever been out at a bar and all of a sudden, had a puppet shoved into your face by a random man you have never met? Neither had we… until this weekend. Believe it or not, we encountered … Continue reading

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The Cab Attack

Scene: A group of 3 friends are out together in DC. They go to a bar where they dance, indulge in some beverages, talk to some people and decide to leave the bar around 2 am. A cab pulls up … Continue reading

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The Facebook Check-In

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Best Reservation Request Ever

Background: A man decides he’s going to take a girl out to the Palm for their first date (pretty nice!). When he goes on OpenTable to snap up the rez, he had some very specific instructions for where he wanted to … Continue reading

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Have donated, will overshare

I got into the elevator at the office this morning and was joined by two young guys who presumably work in the building. They were loud-talking and it was hot, so i leaned my head against the interior wall and … Continue reading

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You’re lucky I like you…

A few weeks ago I hooked up with a guy who I had hooked up with before. I’m not going to lie and say I didn’t think about going for Round 2 in the morning when we woke up, but … Continue reading

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Dog Sweaters

    There is just no excuse. SFAR

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