Tag Archives: Awkward

Bizarre Completely Bare Email Links Engagements with Brazilians. WTF Cindy Barshop, YOU DON’T KNOW ME.

Recently, the waxing salon Completely Bare sent out this email to their customers. When I opened it, I was confused because neither of these statements are true, they used the letter U to replace the word you, and even if … Continue reading

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Wall Street Guy Makes Dating Spreadsheet

Sometimes guys do weird things. And other times they do REALLY weird things, like make a spreadsheet of the girls they are trying to date. Creepy. ┬áPlease, examine for yourself: Color-coded, with details like “from coastal Romania” and “well traveled”, … Continue reading

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The Car Window Personal Ad

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We Call This Move “The Puppeteer”

Have you ever been out at a bar and all of a sudden, had a puppet shoved into your face by a random man you have never met? Neither had we… until this weekend. Believe it or not, we encountered … Continue reading

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The Cab Attack

Scene: A group of 3 friends are out together in DC. They go to a bar where they dance, indulge in some beverages, talk to some people and decide to leave the bar around 2 am. A cab pulls up … Continue reading

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The Facebook Check-In

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Best Reservation Request Ever

Background: A man decides he’s going to take a girl out to the Palm for their first date (pretty nice!). When he goes on OpenTable┬áto snap up the rez, he had some very specific instructions for where he wanted to … Continue reading

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Have donated, will overshare

I got into the elevator at the office this morning and was joined by two young guys who presumably work in the building. They were loud-talking and it was hot, so i leaned my head against the interior wall and … Continue reading

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You’re lucky I like you…

A few weeks ago I hooked up with a guy who I had hooked up with before. I’m not going to lie and say I didn’t think about going for Round 2 in the morning when we woke up, but … Continue reading

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Dog Sweaters

    There is just no excuse. SFAR

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