And the Douchiest Shirt Award Goes to…

I recently saw a guy wearing this shirt at the gym. For the record, guys, this is not a good look, nor does it attract the ladiez. This shirt should not be worn anywhere.If you must wear it somewhere, that should be at home, where you hopefully stare at yourself in the mirror for long enough to realize that this shirt will not get you laid.

 

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My Typical Bad Date- As Told by Reality TV GIFs

We have recently become obsessed with the website What Should We Call Me, and in honor of this new fixation I’ve decided to tell the story of my typical date in New York City by using only reality show GIFs.

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When a guy texts me to ask me out, inside I’m like:

But on the outside, I’m all “That’s right, another date. Jealous?” 

When it’s time to get ready, I fly into action, taking care of the necessities.

Next step: outfit. If my friends come in and ask what I’m wearing while I’m trying to decide, I’m like:

And then I get a little help with hair and makeup:

Playing with the makeup kit Santa got me.

More after the jump…

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Derivation of “Douche”

Slate.com recently explored the derivation of the popular term “douche”. Douche (short for douchebag) is such a useful term, one that we use often on this blog. For that reason, we were so excited to learn the history. When did the term become an insult? Here are some highlights from their research…

“The Historical Dictionary of American Slang traces the epithet douche to a 1968 collection of college slang compiled at Brown University, which defined the word as “a person who always does the wrong thing.” The insult douchebag is somewhat older. The 1939 novel Ninety Times Guilty includes a pimp named Jimmy Douchebag, and the Historical Dictionary of American Slang traces the epithetical usage to a 1946 journal article about military slang, which offered the definition “a military misfit.”

“There’s some support for douche as simply a nonspecific term of disparagement, much like its fellow d-words dick, dillweed, and dipshit. In a 2009 New York Times article about the surging popularity of douche in sitcoms, a writer for the show Community said, “You’re always reaching for a more potent way to call somebody a jerk.”

Why yes, in fact we are. And that’s exactly why the term is so useful!

UrbanDictionary.com has an excellent modern definition which we have excerpted here:

“The term “douchebag” generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation.

Though the common douchebag thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others.”

Isn’t that a useful summary? We think so!

To read the full article via Slate: click here

To read the full definition from UrbanDictionary.com: click here

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Arrested Drunken Man Sings “Bohemian Rhapsody” in its Entirety

When this dude was picked up by the Canadian Mounted Police in Alberta Canada, he first tried to tell the police officer he wasn’t drunk. When that didn’t work, he launched into an impressive rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody- in FULL, instrumentals and all, that lasted for the full ride until they arrived at the station.

We are fully impressed with this man’s ability to remember every note, lyric and pause in the 8 minute song, and highly suggest you watch this video from start to finish.

Happy weekend everyone!

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The “Hang and Bang”

My company recently moved into a new office and had a lot of things we needed to get done- setting up the phones, hanging our TVs in the conference rooms, etc. Unfortunately, the Comcast guy assigned to us was the biggest idiot ever, routinely failing to show up for every scheduled appointment. He kept blowing us off to the point where we had a new business pitch and desperately needed our TV hung up for the presentation…

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“The Morning After” by David LaChapelle

We stumbled upon this photograph in a card shop and fell in love. Entitled, “The Morning After”, the photograph was shot by David LaChapelle in New York in 1999. Doesn’t it so perfectly capture that feeling of wild vulnerability?

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Breaking Up is Easier For Some

My live-in boyfriend and I were having the relationship discussion to end all others. One year into our time together, we had hit the end. It was over. And reluctantly, we both accepted it. Crying into each other’s arms about how much we loved each other, but just couldn’t go on with the stress and the fighting and the pressure of our combined living situation and general relationship. We blew our noses, wiped the tears from our faces and laid there holding each other for a little while. It was nice and helped to bring closure to something that felt very painful for each of us. He excused himself to go out on the front porch and smoke a cigarette very upset. I got ready for bed and looked over at my phone, which was blinking with a text message…from him? It read:

“Success!! She agreed to move out!”

A misdirected text I will never forget. The long story short is, we never spoke again.

SFAR

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Guys on TV These Days


There is still a plethora of garbage television on the air these days. You know, the kind of show where all the actors weigh 90 pounds and spend the majority of their time chasing drugs and guys (cough, 90210).  However, we are also super lucky to live in a time where there are numerous quality sitcoms on TV that do not objectify women. Some of our favorites include The Office, 30 Rock, New Girl, Up All Night and Parks and Recreation. Continue reading

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The Modern Day Charlatan- How to Spot Him and Ditch Him

As women, the quest to find a mate is becoming an ever the more difficult road. While many of us seek to find a genuine, honest mate that will serve as a trustworthy and devoted partner, the path can sometimes feel like a minefield full of charlatans. You read that right: charlatans. The term came to mind recently when reading Jill Di Donato’s article “Commitment Phobia: Why Men Disappear.” Her article explores the “Casper effect”, a scenario where a man of significance in a woman’s life suddenly “poofs!” out of sight and into obscurity, never to be heard from again. Having a significant other disappear from your life is heartbreaking, particularly when it is someone of substance, someone you really care about and have a connection with. It is extremely painful, not to mention confusing. The Casper Effect, or The Disappearing Act as we like to call it, causes women to ask themselves all sorts of questions like, “what happened?”, “was it me?”, “is there someone else?”, “was it all a lie?”, “did I know him at all?” and a myriad of other mind-numbing inquiries. For this reason, men who pull a Casper truly embody the term charlatan, and we want to provide a few tips for how to avoid and deflect such suitors. Continue reading

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Song of the Day: Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)

Song of the Day: Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You), by Kelly Clarkson

Turn it up and sing it out.

Xo

SFAR

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