Don’t Mess with Texas

Scene: Pat Green Concert, New York City

Girl is approached by a guy in a shirt that looks like the Texas state flag much like this one:

Pat begins playing “Wave on Wave” and the place goes wild. The guy asks the girl to dance, and while she thinks his whitewash jeans and texas flag shirt are a bit much, she agrees.

After dancing for a couple of songs, the guy, mid-two step, begins to tug something out of his pocket: it turns out to be a FULL SIZE TEXAS FLAG. He runs to the banister, hangs the flag over it, and screams about Texas at the top of his lungs.

The girl promptly turns around and leaves.

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