Category Archives: Sex Slip-Ups

The Birth Control Bracelet

Being a responsible and sexually active young woman, I went on birth control three months before ever engaging in any type of fandangling. So firmly had I been indoctrinated with the “if-you-get-too-close-to-a-man-you-will-most-likely-get-pregnant” that when I finally got over the fear of making a baby, … Continue reading

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Hang on, let me get the Tide Pen.

This happened to a friend of mine who shall remain nameless. Said friend went over to a fella’s house with whom she had sexual relations several times before. Mid way through doing the deed, said friend noticed that her monthly … Continue reading

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The Fickle Abstainer

Guy calls girl after 6 weeks of dating: Guy: Yeah, so I’ve been thinking… I’m going to start going back to Church, I don’t feel okay with what we’re doing. We can still see each other… But we can’t have … Continue reading

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The Man-Made Bed

One night I was out in the meatpacking district and I met this sexy Greek architect.  After a few dinner dates, the architect invited me out to his place in Brooklyn.  When I got to his very trendy, 1-bedroom apartment, … Continue reading

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Little Man Needs a Bigger Hat

Subtitle: The Worst Excuse We’ve Heard for Unsafe Sex in the Past 7 Days Guy: My penis doesn’t react well to condoms. Girl: What does that mean? Guy: It feels like it’s being suffocated…

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Awkward Bedside Confessions

SCENE: In bed post-coital Guy: Can I ask you something? Girl: Yes. Guy: No, it’s too much, I shouldn’t. Girl: Okay… Guy: Alright. If you’re sure. Girl: Just ask me. Guy: So… I have gotten into shaving down there and … Continue reading

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Mama’s Boy

Boyfriend: So, my mom thinks you and I should stop having sex. Girlfriend: Wait…what? Are you seriously considering that? Boyfriend: I mean, she’s always told me what to do, and I’ve always listened to her.

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Bedside Overshare

Girl: “Did you miss me?” Guy: (Panting) “Yes. I masturbate thinking about you everyday.” Girl: “What?”

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Scabies (STD)

The following message was sent to me via Facebook by a guy I had hooked up with several times over various holidays. Message: “i dont know how to tell you this but you seem to have given me scabies (STD) … Continue reading

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