Category Archives: Sex Slip-Ups

Boy Therapy?

Posted on 04/04/2011 by admin

Girl [curling into fetal position in bed]: I really don’t feel well this morning. I don’t know what’s wrong, I just…I’m feeling out of sorts. Guy [pulling blankets off and climbing on top of her]: I think you need…a little … Continue reading →

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Ribbon Belt Boy

Posted on 01/04/2011 by admin

Girl: Well if we have sex, I want it to be special. I don’t want to be just another notch on your belt, you know? Guy: Oh don’t worry. I wear ribbon belts.

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Beware of the male artist

Posted on 31/03/2011 by admin

I recently met an “artist” on the street and made the poor decision to follow him to a party in Brooklyn. Upon meeting my friend, the first thing he tells her is that he is so into meditation that he … Continue reading →

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Bottle Service

Posted on 28/03/2011 by admin

I met a guy through some friends and we hung out as a group a couple of times. One night we all went out to a club and he bought a bottle. We all had a great time and then … Continue reading →

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The Birth Control Bracelet

Posted on 28/03/2011 by admin

Being a responsible and sexually active young woman, I went on birth control three months before ever engaging in any type of fandangling. So firmly had I been indoctrinated with the “if-you-get-too-close-to-a-man-you-will-most-likely-get-pregnant” that when I finally got over the fear of making a baby, … Continue reading →

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Hang on, let me get the Tide Pen.

Posted on 01/03/2011 by admin

This happened to a friend of mine who shall remain nameless. Said friend went over to a fella’s house with whom she had sexual relations several times before. Mid way through doing the deed, said friend noticed that her monthly … Continue reading →

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