Category Archives: Online Dating

Encouragement Card You Might Need to Send to a Dude

This poignant online greeting courtesy of Someecards really speaks to us. To email it to someone, click here. SFAR

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An Interesting Match.com Message

It’s amazing that despite the advancements of technologies, d bags still use the same cheesy lines to try to pick up a date. Seriously, bozo?

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OKCupid Delivers Nightmares

This would be funny if this weren’t an actual sampling of “matches” sent to me on OKCupid this week. Yes, that’s a devil enthusiast.

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Slightly Out of Range, A Flash in the Pan

I created an online dating profile back in January and said I was interested in men ages 27-35. One of the first normal-seeming guys to hit me up listed his age as 36…slightly out of range, but I thought “Why … Continue reading

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Tell me about your goals :)

This message was received by two young ladies within 24-hours of each other on Match.com. If you’re going to have a cookie-cutter e-mail you send out to many women, at least make it better than this. Come on dude! And … Continue reading

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No idea why this guy is single.

Link: No idea why this guy is single. annalsofonlinedating: From the “You should message me if…” section of this dude’s profile: If you’re reasonably tall (5’6-6’, no more than that because, while I don’t mind being eye to eye with … Continue reading

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Text Boyfriend

Occasionally we stumble upon amazing items on the Internet. Today was one of those days. We introduce to you “Text Boyfriend,” a subscription texting service that texts subscribers “sweet” text messages 3 times per week. This, according to their marketers, is … Continue reading

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The ocean, you say

Facebook message from Guy to Girl he does not know Subject: hi!  Text: how are you? how you got there life beyond the ocean? ———————————————————————————————— Not sure how he knew I was a mermaid, but, wow. Sign me up… SFAR

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The Most Unenthusiastic Proposition Ever

Hi ______, Laurie sent me an email mentioning you might be interested in meeting.I am not a big fan of emails and I am not quite sure how to approachthis.  So if you want to grab a drink or lunch … Continue reading

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Missed Connections

Ohhh Missed Connections. How you fascinate and frighten us, particularly when you describe sociopathic behaviors and super-hero foreplay. Below are a few of our favorites… Email me for a drink! Right. xo SFAR —————————————————————————————————————————————————- Blonde with blue scrubs again – … Continue reading

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