Category Archives: Douche of the Week

John Mayer, Still a Douche

Here we are again, blogging about the douche that is John Mayer. Several articles have been published this week in regards to statements made by John Mayer in a recent interview in Rolling Stone. In the article, Mayer decries Taylor … Continue reading

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Anthony Weiner & the Nation’s Problem with Commitment

What’s that thing they say about news? It’s new. We know. However, while we have hesitated to write about this scandal, we feel it is too significant a story in US and New York politics not to acknowledge it. Moreover, … Continue reading

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Douche of The Week: Arnold Schwarzenegger

This should come as no surprise. While there were several candidates vying for this week’s DOTW, the news about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s adultery, love child and string of lies give us no choice but to deem him Douche of the Week. … Continue reading

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Levi Johnston: Deer in the Headlights

Once upon a time, John McCain decided he needed to win the votes of American women and called up a lil’ lady named Sarah Palin to ask if she would be his running mate. Little did he know that this … Continue reading

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Douche of the Week: Albert Haynesworth

                 Despite the fact that we are sports fans, Haynesworth was not on our radar until earlier this week. And now that he is, we have many things to say. For those who don’t know, Redskins defensive tackle Albert … Continue reading

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Douche Della Settimana (Douche of the Week): Silvio Berlusconi

Berlusconi has been on our radar for years as an aged, entitled and bloated party boy recklessly tossing aside duties to the Italian people for shadowy business relationships, corruption and blatant sex addictions (don’t worry, we’ll get to the bunga bunga … Continue reading

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Douche of the Week: Sham WOW

Oh, Vince. Vince, Vince, Vince. We always wondered when you would reveal the true inner creep lurking behind your wincing one-eyed exterior. Fortunately for us, that story has broken today. Meet Vince Shlomi. You may recognize him as the television pitchman behind … Continue reading

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Douche of the Week: Chris Brown

We’ve had Chris Brown sitting on our shelf as Douche of the Week for some time now just waiting for him to reveal his true colors yet again. That time came this week. On Tuesday, Chris Brown made headlines for … Continue reading

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Douche of the Week: Scott Disick

First came Kim’s sex tape. Then the whole family got famous off of her sex-sess and Seacrest/E gave them a reality show. However painful it was to watch people with no skills or particular talents waste money on Birkin bags and Louboutins, there was nothing that could prepare us for … Continue reading

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Douche of the Week: John Mayer

Somewhere in between breaking onto the scene as the cute, introspective singer/songwriter and the year 2011, John Mayer became the creepiest, douchiest, most self-centered fella this side of the Mississippi. For a couple of years now, we’ve noticed this transition … Continue reading

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