Category Archives: Bodily Functions

Have donated, will overshare

Posted on 16/07/2011 by admin

I got into the elevator at the office this morning and was joined by two young guys who presumably work in the building. They were loud-talking and it was hot, so i leaned my head against the interior wall and … Continue reading →

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You’re lucky I like you…

Posted on 08/07/2011 by admin

A few weeks ago I hooked up with a guy who I had hooked up with before. I’m not going to lie and say I didn’t think about going for Round 2 in the morning when we woke up, but … Continue reading →

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Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (Balls)

Posted on 05/07/2011 by admin

Background: Girl meets boy at 4th of July party. Boy and girl make out, exchange numbers. Girl saves his number in her phone as “soccer” because he was once a pro soccer player. At the end of the night, girl … Continue reading →

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Anthony Weiner & the Nation’s Problem with Commitment

Posted on 02/07/2011 by admin

What’s that thing they say about news? It’s new. We know. However, while we have hesitated to write about this scandal, we feel it is too significant a story in US and New York politics not to acknowledge it. Moreover, … Continue reading →

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Angry New Yorkers with Bladder Control Issues = Trouble

Posted on 17/06/2011 by admin

Scene: Three women of various ages are enjoying an evening out at a hotel opening in New York. After a few cocktails, the trio make their way to the ladies room. Unfortunately, the hotel only has two unisex bathrooms in … Continue reading →

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Why Do Men’s Grooming Products Have Names Like This?

Posted on 08/06/2011 by admin

Seriously?

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